Sunday, December 30, 2007

I resolve to...

For all you wild and crazy people who think that New Year's Resolutions are good and important, I have some resolutions that you will definitely be able to keep:

  1. I resolve to try and stay the same weight... or gain it. I bet you that if you say that, you'll stay the same weight or maybe even lose it.
  2. I resolve to not learn anything new. You will not have to worry about becoming more intriguing or interesting at parties or when you hook up with your friends. (You may want to make some new friends so your old material sounds new!)
  3. I resolve to eat not-too-healthy food. This way every time you eat a celery stick, you'll break your resolution but it could be worth it.
  4. I resolve to not do a new exercise class this year. Trust me, you'll save yourself an embarrassing moment at the back of the kick boxing class when you look in the mirror and realize that you are on a totally different rhythm than everyone else (not that I have personal experience with this...)

Good luck with your resolutions. I'm going to make a list of resolutions that I can break easily this year!


happygeek said...


Bargainista said...

Let us know if your reverse psychology stands to take alot of pressure off.